Volcano Pond

Come round for beans in the evening if you want.  Beans and a beer.

Dog Turds And Cat Turds

Stuck on a cool island in the Thames.

Semi Precious

Watch out fat boy, eating your clumps of butter straight off the knife.

Eating A Sandwich

“Eating A Sandwich”

Oil on canvas board

12″ x 9″

Bit of fish eye lens going on here.  I think it’s my dad’s birthday today?  This is my 300th post.  Nice and sunny here in Tucson.  I think I may go buy a cheap, used BMX if I can find one, cruise around this suburban paradise.

Emphatic Victory In The High Court

Basketball was good though I need to drive stronger to the basket.  Hey guess what, if you eat a cola bottle with a cherry flavor sweet it tastes like Cherry Coca-Cola!

Nolan Ryan (Brad Pitt & Mick Jagger)

I don’t invite you to art galleries because you are too middle class and you destroy my credibility.  Stop being such a twat and maybe you can tag along next time?

Purple Ice Cream (With Flake)

Had a concussion last night.  Now I am at a gallery opening in Hackney.  You are not cool enough to be here.  You are so boring.

Frog Royalty

Mike disputes your claim of XBox controller theft.  He says your controller is grubby coz you have dirty pooh covered hands and that YOU are a liar.

Help Me Find Dad

Somebody ‘ave ate six months worth of crisps!

Irish Stew With Shark Meat

Spee FREE LEGO WITH THE SORROS RIPSOR MIRROR!!!  Spee..  Sist…  Shit…  Spee…  Shit…  Free lego with Tmrw’s Mirror!  LEGO!  SALVE SAVE THE TOKENS!!  Mirror LEGO