Still full from your half portion of fish?
Look, bitch, we’re honeymooning in Dallas to save cash.
Hello lady I like your fingerless gloves.
Good food and good ideas.
She walked off into the sunset with her doggy.
Rum, country music, and cod.
I just poohed on the train. Not in the toilet. In the aisle. People are shouting at me.
Headed to Fort Worth, riding the rails!!!
Yes a big bucket of foods for Sunday. Maybe we each get a bucket of chicken.
On the beach. It is nice. The Ocean Pacific.
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