I just want to read history and do push ups.
Everyone wants you to be a big baby.
You may need to send a horse and wagon to collect me.
As fed up as a fat boy.
I want to sing!
What color is dragon pooh pooh?
What mean ye, knave? Scoundrel?
Demon dog trying to steal my gold bears.
Peasants built the temples… ate bugs…
That dude’s brat of a son is about to get sued for public nuisance.
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