Daunte Culpepper

Where are you?  I am scared.

Nothing To See Here

I am busy busy busy with stuff that can’t be posted on the blog…

Here is a nice picture of my friend Ed’s son Hank enjoying some munchkins at Dunkin Donuts.

New Website

Hoping to re-start the blog soon…  In the meantime here is my new website.

http://touchdownholmes.com/

Chipotle Is For Me

C. Cabbage – Hello?

S. Steve – Hey it’s Steve.

C.C. – What do you want?

S.S. – I’m down here at the ad agency working on a new radio jingle for Chipotle and I wanted to get your opinion on it.

C.C. – Sure, let’s hear it.

S.S. – OK here we go… [cue sound of cheap Casio keyboard beats]

Chipotle is for me!
Chipotle is for me!
ROUND mound of yum yum
Chipotle is for me!
Beef or Pork? Chicken perhaps?
Rice and Beans and spice sauces!
Chipotle is for me!
Sour cream? Yes please.
(and some cheeses too)
Easy on the Gauc and just a tad a lettuce!
Chipotle is for me!

C.C. – It’s lovely.

PowerBall Victory

C. Cabbage – Hey Steve what are you up to?

S. Steve – I’m drinking vodka and watching 007.

C.C. – I heard you and the wife went to a pool party on Sunday.  How was it?

S.S. – We ate chicken fingers and dove off the diving board.

C.C. – That’s cool.  Hey, have you seen my dad lately?  He won’t answer the phone.

S.S. – I saw your dad smoking weed outside a sushi place over on Lovers Lane.  I think it was Thursday afternoon.

C.C. – Oh crap.  Was he eating sushi?

S.S. – No.  He was pooping in the parking lot.

C.C. – God damn it…  Say, uh, is there a vending machine where you work?

S.S. – Yes.  Very pricey though.

C.C. – Okay thanks.

Doctor Joseph

This is a painting I did years ago.  It is a painting of Doctor Joseph.

The local teenagers had a Halloween party the other night.  One of them got drunk and smashed things up and down our street by THROWING BOULDERS at houses.  I hope the local Sheriff can find that little son of a bitch.

Blond Haired Son Of A Bitch

Been swimming outdoors alot recently.  The water temperature is A++.

Went to Foothills Mall cinema last night and watched “Where The Wild Things Are”.  It looks great, but whoever wrote the script (Dave Eggers?) is a total moron.  Weird, I really want to hate this film but it was so nice to look at………  So overall a C——?  Somebody should re-record the sound, replace the American adult voices for the monsters with funny little British children voices?

Google / Dropular

I was quite happy to see that on Google image search one of my Sharpie sketches appeared on page 1 and two of my paintings showed up on page 2.  They have been “pinched” by this website called dropular.net and it made me feel all warm inside to see them there.

(I think it was Spencer what done it.)

I have done some new paintings but I think I am going to hold them back for now / keep them secret.

Fantasy Baseball

My UK Fresh Bobcats finished the season in 7th place.  Not too happy about it.

Rolls Royce Roadtrip

Last night I dreamed I was staying at a very posh hotel in central London and they gave me an open top antique Rolls Royce to drive around while I was there.  I was really happy as I drove away from the hotel but then the doorman shouted “By the way you aren’t insured on that thing so you’ll be 100% liable for any damages while you’re driving that Rolls Royce”.  It was really stressful after that, tourists kept jumping in front of the car.  That’s not really the kind of dream I want to have the morning I drive to San Diego is it?

My first vacation-proper / adventure in years.  It’s very exciting.