Eric Holmes

Wizard

Eric Holmes — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:48:51 +0000

Demon dog trying to steal my gold bears.

Eric Holmes — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:33:10 +0000

Peasants built the temples… ate bugs…

Eric Holmes — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:15:31 +0000

That dude’s brat of a son is about to get sued for public nuisance.

Eric Holmes — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:37:11 +0000

Still full from your half portion of fish?

Eric Holmes — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:56:06 +0000

Look, bitch, we’re honeymooning in Dallas to save cash.

Eric Holmes — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:37:30 +0000

Hello lady I like your fingerless gloves.

Eric Holmes — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:47:53 +0000

Good food and good ideas.

Eric Holmes — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 18:26:13 +0000

She walked off into the sunset with her doggy.

Eric Holmes — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 16:52:57 +0000

Rum, country music, and cod.

Eric Holmes — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 00:22:38 +0000

I just poohed on the train. Not in the toilet. In the aisle. People are shouting at me.